id be glad to
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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