I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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