And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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