I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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