Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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