Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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