i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
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I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
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I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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