I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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