Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Damn victory sex feels great
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