Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I'm at about main and main street
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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