awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
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Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
there is glitter all over my balls
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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