Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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