yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
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There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
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I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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