love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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