office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
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My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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