But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Me too!
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I AM VODKA MAN
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