ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
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There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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