Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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