Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
high people should be assigned attendants
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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