i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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