so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Randomize
