I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
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I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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