remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
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Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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