Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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