ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
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at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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