I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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