Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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