Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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