I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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