I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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