Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
...
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
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Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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