Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.