it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
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He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
You've changed since you got that strap on