You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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