a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
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My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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