Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
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just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
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Thank you for not boning my boss.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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