So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Randomize
