: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
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In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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