Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Soap is not a condiment
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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