I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
did you just send me my own nude
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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