there was a trapeze. enough said
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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