She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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