I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
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Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
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Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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