just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
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He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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