ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
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Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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