White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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