Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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