There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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