who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
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Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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