So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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