It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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