So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
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